Vegas Baby!!!! Friday Night - The Truth about Wouded Wilderbeats

I was sitting at the computer waiting for my phone to ring... Marj called and she was there to pick me up. Marj, her friend Kirsten, and I were on our way to meet Rachel and Nicky in Vegas. We drove down to Cedar City (a small town of no consequence in Southern Utah.) We were having a bikini stop. After bikini's were purchased, we made it for dinner. Lets just say that white trash was out en-force. The group behind us had a huge fight with table slapping, storming off, yelling behaviour. Oh is was quality and then she came back for more.

The trip down was not too long and when we saw the lights of Vegas the excitement just grew. We struggled to find our hotel and after driving around the strip a bit, we were all checked in. The hot tub closed at 11:00pm, so we were devastated. We wanted to get the bikini's out.

Rachel and Nicky met us at the hotel after watching a BYU basketball game. We decided to head out on the town and see Vegas. A guy Kurtis, that i met online, came and was our tour guide. He is freaking hilarious and drives a hot mustang.

We all went through the Bellagio and waited for the water fountains to come on. Apparently they are not on after 1 am. 'Sigh'. We wondered around and stumbled onto a very drunk English Man. He proceeded to give Kurtis advice on what ways he could hit on me. Needless to say it was a hilarious conversation, but still a little embarrassing. We have been laughing about it since then. Kurtis gave me some ideas about real life in Vegas.

We went out for dessert at 3am which was great. Through out the whole night, we found different men who we totally would hit on if we were in the mood. Well not really, they were all the scary looking men. Marjory ended up with a midget in her pocket. We were all very jealous. Kurtis introduced us to the term Wounded Wilderbeasts. They are the girls who are staggering around, dressed up, looking all lost and waiting to be picked up. There were 1,000's of them wondering around the strip and casinos.

We came back to our hotel and Kurtis and I just chatted for awhile. Then before I knew it, it was 5am, which is 6am Utah time, and it was was time for bed. We had 5 of us piled into a Queen bed, pull out couch, and cushions on the floor. Needless to say when my head hit the pillow I was gone...